Ok, so there’s been a lot of drama in the NBA this season, I’m just overviewing it today.

  • JAMES HARDEN TO THE NETS (what? how?)
  • Seth Curry’s been a beast (no, not a typo) 17 ppg,  100% from the line,  59.5% from three, 60% field goal (he’s back tonight after testing positive)
  • Stephen A. wants Kyrie to retire because he’s missed the last 7 games due to personal reasons (he’s back tonight! first game of the nets’ big three!)
  • Julius Randle is looking like LeBron’s successor
  • KELLY OUBRE PLEASE STOP SHOOTING THREES WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING SIX A GAME TAKE A HINT YOU HAVE THE WORST SHOOTING START TO A SEASON EVER YOU STARTED TWO FOR THIRTY COME ON PLEASE STOP YOU’RE FIFTEEN FOR SEVENTY-FOUR
  • Steph Curry is being a little inconsistent (we’re gonna make the playoffs, but might not make it far)
  • The Grizzlies took a pretty big hit with Ja and Jaren gone
  • The T-Wolves are not looking like a pro team
  • The Lakers are looking like they’re going back-to-back
  • The Suns are good?
  • The Spurs are good?
  • The Raptors are bad?
  • OVERTIME ESPN AND HOUSE OF HIGHLIGHTS PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT LAMELO I DON’T CARE IF HE MADE A GOOD PASS
  • Caris LeVert has a kidney tumor (Harden may have saved his life)
  • The Cavs want to trade or waive Kevin Porter Jr. after he threw food in the locker room

That’s about it for today

I’m back a day later and I’m updating you on what happened yesterday

  • Clint Capela posted 27 points, a career-high 26 rebounds, and 5 blocks (him, Shaq, Dikembe Mutombo, Hakeem Olajuwon, and Patrick Ewing are the only people to do that in the last 35 years)
  • KD, Harden, and Kyrie combined for 71% of their team’s points last night in a loss to Cleveland, with Durant having 38 points, 12 boards, and 8 assists, Irving scoring 37 points, and Harden putting up a triple-double with 21 points, 12 dimes, and 10 rebounds (nobody else on the team had more than 16 points, 3 assists, and 9 rebounds) 
  • Cole Anthony was absolutely cold-blooded (he had a fading, buzzer-beating, game-winning three)
  • Joel Embiid dropped 42 (his second 40-point game this season)
  • The Wizards got their sixth consecutive game postponed due to the virus

I’m doing a playoff predictions post, so be sure to look at that